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Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.
Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

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New Post Grad. New Scarf. Old soul #graduation #lawschool #fashion

New Post Grad. New Scarf. Old soul #graduation #lawschool #fashion

Boy, you’re so fine, I want to sing One Direction lyrics to you. I realize however those lyrics are meant to identify and embrace females.  It’s ok though, cos I can change them. How hard is it to change ‘she’ to ‘he’ and ‘girl’ to ‘boy’?  I know you’re too cool and indie to even have 1D on your radar - but I think you’ll appreciate and enjoy my foolish attempt to woo you with a contemporary boy band. You may speak slow and stutter like a post pubescent high schooler from a 90s sitcom but seeing your art, you’re clever and perceptive enough to get the humor in my singing ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ to you. 

Boy, you’re so fine, I want to sing One Direction lyrics to you.

I realize however those lyrics are meant to identify and embrace females. 

It’s ok though, cos I can change them. How hard is it to change ‘she’ to ‘he’ and ‘girl’ to ‘boy’? 

I know you’re too cool and indie to even have 1D on your radar - but I think you’ll appreciate and enjoy my foolish attempt to woo you with a contemporary boy band.

You may speak slow and stutter like a post pubescent high schooler from a 90s sitcom but seeing your art, you’re clever and perceptive enough to get the humor in my singing ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ to you. 

Oh hey Matt, downing some brewskies with your broskies? That’s cool, that’s cool.  Hand me one of those will ya. It’ll cool me down.  I’m good, just hot is all.  Hot from looking at you. 

Oh hey Matt, downing some brewskies with your broskies? That’s cool, that’s cool. 

Hand me one of those will ya. It’ll cool me down. 

I’m good, just hot is all. 

Hot from looking at you. 

Like, how do I explain that I deliberately CTRL + SHIFT+ 3’d (screenshot for those who are deaf and blind to the IT lingo) Matt Saracen? I paused an episode on this man’s face so that I could get a picture of it. Besides blogging about it, there’s not much I’m going to do with them. I would put a picture of Zach Gilford up as my background on my desktop but I find that it would be regressing to my high-school days where I had pictures of Prince Harry and David Boreanaz all over my lesson planner.  What is probably going to happen is that I will keep them in a folder. A folder that I will give a very boring title to so that no one would think to go look in it. And once in a while, I’ll go look in that file and click on the half a dozen screenshots I took of Matt Saracen being his pale-skinned, LIVE STRONG bracelet wearing, handsome self. 

Like, how do I explain that I deliberately CTRL + SHIFT+ 3’d (screenshot for those who are deaf and blind to the IT lingo) Matt Saracen? I paused an episode on this man’s face so that I could get a picture of it. Besides blogging about it, there’s not much I’m going to do with them.

I would put a picture of Zach Gilford up as my background on my desktop but I find that it would be regressing to my high-school days where I had pictures of Prince Harry and David Boreanaz all over my lesson planner. 

What is probably going to happen is that I will keep them in a folder. A folder that I will give a very boring title to so that no one would think to go look in it. And once in a while, I’ll go look in that file and click on the half a dozen screenshots I took of Matt Saracen being his pale-skinned, LIVE STRONG bracelet wearing, handsome self. 

Superbad is super good. I don’t even give a shit that I just said that. It sounded stupid and trite. Also, everyone loves this movie. They just do. It’s a rhetorical question. You know when you’re at a party and you’re like “you liked Superbad?” You just assume that the person would say yes and won’t even listen to their answer. I don’t know of many parties where that  would be on the table as a common question but for the sake of this post, lets assume that it is.  Not loving McLovin’ is like not loving Duckie or not loving Usher in She’s All That.  THINK ABOUT IT. 

Superbad is super good. I don’t even give a shit that I just said that. It sounded stupid and trite. Also, everyone loves this movie. They just do. It’s a rhetorical question. You know when you’re at a party and you’re like “you liked Superbad?” You just assume that the person would say yes and won’t even listen to their answer. I don’t know of many parties where that  would be on the table as a common question but for the sake of this post, lets assume that it is. 

Not loving McLovin’ is like not loving Duckie or not loving Usher in She’s All That. 

THINK ABOUT IT. 

(via cozed)

This might just be the most frightening thing I have ever seen in my life.  Nothing about this is OK. Nothing. But for some weird reason I just can’t look away. I hate myself so much right now. 

This might just be the most frightening thing I have ever seen in my life.  Nothing about this is OK. Nothing. But for some weird reason I just can’t look away. I hate myself so much right now. 

(Source: asdeepastheocean)

Honest to god, this saying pops up in my head randomly sometimes. I’ll be jogging or at the supermarket or walking somewhere and Topanga’s voice will just start speaking to me. I’m like ‘Oh hey Topanga, you’re totes in my brain again’.  I think Smeagol would be less upset and bat shit insane if Topanga Lawrence was the one speaking to him.  I don’t know what I’m saying today. 

Honest to god, this saying pops up in my head randomly sometimes. I’ll be jogging or at the supermarket or walking somewhere and Topanga’s voice will just start speaking to me. I’m like ‘Oh hey Topanga, you’re totes in my brain again’. 

I think Smeagol would be less upset and bat shit insane if Topanga Lawrence was the one speaking to him. 

I don’t know what I’m saying today. 

(Source: cuddleninja)

srick1022: Boy meets world! They’re getting ready for Girl meets world! :) Oh man, you know what is so great about this “THEN AND NOW” photo op? Rider Strong looks high in the recent picture. He also looks like he could be related to Robb Stark but that’s besides the point. Shawn Hunter would have been a stoner if BMW was real life and had gone on for another two seasons and we had witnessed their college years til’ the end.   Other observations include: Topanga’s hair was to the 90s what Connie Britton’s hair is to the mid 00s and today Danielle Fishel has clearly found the fountain of youth and is hogging it  Cory and Eric look more related now than they did then Will Friedle looks like he could be your high school english teacher with that facial hair Can Ben Savage grow facial hair? I am so glad and relieved that they are all healthy and doing well and that none of them have turned into directionless messes with their therapist and drug dealers as their top two speed-dial numbers. 

srick1022:

Boy meets world! They’re getting ready for Girl meets world! :)

Oh man, you know what is so great about this “THEN AND NOW” photo op? Rider Strong looks high in the recent picture. He also looks like he could be related to Robb Stark but that’s besides the point. Shawn Hunter would have been a stoner if BMW was real life and had gone on for another two seasons and we had witnessed their college years til’ the end.  

Other observations include:

  • Topanga’s hair was to the 90s what Connie Britton’s hair is to the mid 00s and today
  • Danielle Fishel has clearly found the fountain of youth and is hogging it 
  • Cory and Eric look more related now than they did then
  • Will Friedle looks like he could be your high school english teacher with that facial hair
  • Can Ben Savage grow facial hair?
  • I am so glad and relieved that they are all healthy and doing well and that none of them have turned into directionless messes with their therapist and drug dealers as their top two speed-dial numbers. 

And then Rachel and Mrs. Matthews started hanging out on the sly and my mind was officially blown. 

Look at that man’s face in the right corner. He’s not shocked by what that man he’s talking to has just told him. Nah - he’s all about this Boy Meets World reunion happening in front of him. 

(Source: godfreyrumancek, via fyeahhboymeetsworld)

britishobsesseddd: haa!  Honestly this is what I imagine their married life to be like. Chillin’ in their sweats, dunkin’ Oreos, and watching Jon Stewart. 

britishobsesseddd:

haa! 

Honestly this is what I imagine their married life to be like. Chillin’ in their sweats, dunkin’ Oreos, and watching Jon Stewart.