Is it just me does Adam Sandler just look like a retarded Ben Affleck?

… Am I right?

Happy Hannukkah to all you jews out there !

fuckyeahtvjunkie: thunderpopcola: Jackie: You know what girls talk about when they get together. Eric: Sugar and spice and everything nice?Jackie: That’s what we’re made of, you dumbass. They talk about men, and that would be you. Well, barely. Eric: You know, you could really use a refill on the everything nice. (via chocolate-cigarettes)

fuckyeahtvjunkie:

thunderpopcola:

Jackie: You know what girls talk about when they get together.
Eric: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
Jackie: That’s what we’re made of, you dumbass. They talk about men, and that would be you. Well, barely.
Eric: You know, you could really use a refill on the everything nice.

(via chocolate-cigarettes)

guernicawizard: lunarmission: leticiac:cineathome:Woody Allen and Diane Keaton. [Annie Hall] As much as I love Woody all I can think of when I see this picture is Larry David. I wonder what it would be like to be in bed with Larry David. Not to have sex obviously but the pillow talk would be AAAH-mazing.

guernicawizard:

lunarmission:

leticiac:cineathome:Woody Allen and Diane Keaton. [Annie Hall]

As much as I love Woody all I can think of when I see this picture is Larry David. I wonder what it would be like to be in bed with Larry David. Not to have sex obviously but the pillow talk would be AAAH-mazing.

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Classically-trained thespian and Royal Shakespeare Company alum Brian Cox guides 2-year-old Theo through the first sentence of Hamlet’s “to be, or not to be” soliloquy.

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lookmom: sweet Williamsburg Brooklyn

lookmom:

sweet Williamsburg Brooklyn

bohemea: suicideblonde: Will: Page 421, right? Do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagiarize the whole book for me? Look, don’t try to pass yourself off as some kind of an intellect at the expense of my friend just to impress these girls. The sad thing is, in about 50 years you might start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own and by then you’ll realize there are only two certainties in life. Clark: Yeah? What’re those? Will: One, don’t do that. Two — you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on an education you coulda’ picked up for a dollar fifty in late charges at the Public Library.

bohemea:

suicideblonde:

Will: Page 421, right? Do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagiarize the whole book for me? Look, don’t try to pass yourself off as some kind of an intellect at the expense of my friend just to impress these girls. The sad thing is, in about 50 years you might start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own and by then you’ll realize there are only two certainties in life.

Clark: Yeah? What’re those?

Will: One, don’t do that. Two — you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on an education you coulda’ picked up for a dollar fifty in late charges at the Public Library.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

cresell:

Glee “Don’t Rain On My Parade” (orig. Barbara Streisand in Funny Girl)

Don’t tell me not to live,
Just sit and putter,
Life’s candy and the sun’s
A ball of butter.
Don’t bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade.

Don’t tell me not to fly—
I’ve simply got to.
If someone takes a spill,
It’s me and not you.
Who told you you’re allowed
To rain on my parade!

I’ll march my band out,
I’ll beat my drum,
And if I’m fanned out,
Your turn at bat, sir.
At least I didn’t fake it.
Hat, sir, I guess I didn’t make it!

But whether I’m the rose
Of sheer perfection,
Or freckle on the nose
Of life’s complexion,
The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye,

I gotta fly once,
I gotta try once,
Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, love is juicy,
Juicy, and you see
I gotta have my bite, sir!

Get ready for me, love,
‘Cause I’m a “comer,”
I simply gotta march,
My heart’s a drummer.
Don’t bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade!

I’m gonna live and live now,
Get what I want—I know how,
One roll for the whole shebang,
One throw, that bell will go clang,
Eye on the target—and wham—
One shot, one gun shot, and bam—
Hey, Mister Arnstein, here I am!

I’ll march my band out,
I will beat my drum,
And if I’m fanned out,
Your turn at bat, sir,
At least I didn’t fake it.
Hat, sir, I guess I didn’t make it.

Get ready for me, love,
‘Cause I’m a “comer,”
I simply gotta march,
My heart’s a drummer.
Nobody, no, nobody
Is gonna rain on my parade!

I have listened to this 7 times today.

shleeepdeprived: I actually clapped and screamed like a girl when I saw this. Good to know I wasn’t the only one! I went all “postal” when I watched it myself :) I have NO shame.

shleeepdeprived:

I actually clapped and screamed like a girl when I saw this.

Good to know I wasn’t the only one! I went all “postal” when I watched it myself :)

I have NO shame.

lostmymusic: I love Kurt’s little scenes. Like when he was making crazy eyes during It’s My Life/Confessions. When he cried at April’s Maybe This Time. And this cute moment from Mercedes’ And I Am Telling You.

lostmymusic:

I love Kurt’s little scenes. Like when he was making crazy eyes during It’s My Life/Confessions. When he cried at April’s Maybe This Time. And this cute moment from Mercedes’ And I Am Telling You.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

blabbrmouth:

Here, have some Glee holiday cheer!

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