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Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

lizschere@gmail.com



NB: I do not take any credit for pictures/links/videos posted on my wall unless stated otherwise. I do take credit for my awesomeness.

lulinternet:

I love mcdonalds. I love it so much.
Oh hey! this is what I say at least twice a week.

lulinternet:

I love mcdonalds. I love it so much.

Oh hey! this is what I say at least twice a week.

synecdoche:

I’ve been laughing at these all morning

Too bad none of these movies star Ellen BARKin.

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

Edgar Allan Bro.
You’re Welcome.

Edgar Allan Bro.

You’re Welcome.

topherchris:

interweber:

And just when I thought I was done with these Shit ____ Say things, Eliot & Ilana go and make the best one. If you live in New York. I PROMISE. 

So much truth here.

I can’t wait for this to actually be true for me, “ZABARS!”

Countdown till life in NYC has officially STARTED

verymarykate:

layers

The man in the bear suit is the single most frightening thing from The Shining. Well, that and Jack staring out the window at Wendy and Danny playing around in the snow. I do believe Jack Torrence started the whole “ceiling eyes” thing (sorry Audrina).
bohemea:

Juliette Lewis - Zink, April 2005

Another national treasure, and personal hero.

bohemea:

Juliette Lewis - Zink, April 2005

Another national treasure, and personal hero.

Listening to Rhapsody in Blue while studying is like listening to Eye of the Tiger while working out or Hungry Eyes while having sex, it just FEELS right.
— You can quote me on this, and you should.
popculturebrain:

www.secretsareback.com
nevver:

Might as well

Actress Octavia Spencer, winner of the Best Performance by an  Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture  Award for “The Help”  with Director Michel Hazanavicius and Producer Thomas Langmann,  winners of the Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy Award for “The  Artist” pose for a portrait backstage at the 69th Annual Golden Globe  Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 15, 2012 in Beverly  Hills, California.
So much OOMPPHH in one shot.

Actress Octavia Spencer, winner of the Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture Award for “The Help” with Director Michel Hazanavicius and Producer Thomas Langmann, winners of the Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy Award for “The Artist” pose for a portrait backstage at the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 15, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California.

So much OOMPPHH in one shot.

(Source: -saturdaynightlive)

When things get rough, I just go through my photobooth and look at the ridiculously adorable pictures of my best friend just being her faboosh self.

When things get rough, I just go through my photobooth and look at the ridiculously adorable pictures of my best friend just being her faboosh self.

Can’t say this enough : sometimes all a girl needs is a little Bonnie Raitt.
— Don’t patronize me.
I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song.

Madonna, on Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” (via barthel)

I forget how happy I get whenever Madonna reacts to things in pop-culture.

(via nprmusic)