Choke On Your Burrito: Archive

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Hi, I'm Chuck. Here are a few things you need to...

slows: (via demova, demova)

Jan 31st

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numnumsbylaura: amishorhipster: via swaggerdap.blogspot.com

Jan 31st

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Watch

funnyordie: She Got Titties (In All the Right Places) The world premiere of the new music video from Don’t Stop Or We’ll Die.

Jan 30th

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Jan 22nd

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“I hope you die and that when CSI finds your rotting body they don’t even...”

– My friend just told me to come up with an insult and this is what I thought of. I win at life.

Jan 22nd

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Last night, I changed

alex-lately: my ringtone from Kanye West’s Dark Fantasy to Nsync’s Gone, because I’m still the kind of person that does that and listens for phone calls when I actually do get them. Regardless, still feeling kinda 1999 Razor flip phone about it. AAAAHHH! Your N*Sync is my “As long as you love me” by BSB. It’s my ringtone and when it rings in the middle of university I just...

Jan 22nd

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“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”

– Albert Einstein (via schnozberries)

Jan 22nd

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Raised on the Radio

Saturday night. I don’t know what day it is. I just know we’re in the end portion of January. I guess this is what happens when you’re in cram-exam mode. You’re like that dude that spends his life in the mail-room and is surprised when someone asks him how to get to the 12th floor and he’s like “we have a 12th floor?!” I’m currently listening to my...

Jan 22nd

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Jan 22nd

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alex-lately asked: Thanks for the wine suggestions, girl! I'm just kind of starting to get "serious" about wine, but trust me--I stay far far away from things like Barefoot & Yellow Tail.

Jan 22nd