Choke On Your Burrito

Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

lizschere@gmail.com



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headbandsbowties:

Is Penn Badgley the new member of LMFAO?!

From Lonely Boy to Lonely Hippie. I feel like I’m on US Weekly! YAY!

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