GUESTBREAKER: Your Buffy Obsession
Here’s the thing: I think you and I have different definitions for the word “genius.” Einstein? Yes. Picasso? Yes. Joss Whedon? No. Maybe I should have seen a warning sign when you kept calling me your “Angel” when you were happy or told me I was being a real “Spike” when I pissed you off. Or when everything you said contained some sort of self-concious pop-culture reference. Or when I saw that you had a Sarah Michelle Gellar screensaver on your laptop even though you aren’t a 14 year old boy in 1999. So, you can go back to writing Willow fan fiction, but I think this really isn’t really working out. That not clear enough? Ok, let me try Once More, With Feeling. Consider this deal staked.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Alex Fernie.
I should take offense to this, but I’m going to be very Giles about this and just grunt and walk back into my office whilst checking my glasses for invisible dust and finger spots.
