Choke On Your Burrito

Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

lizschere@gmail.com



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Welcome to the world Blue Ivy! You are going to be so loved, and not only by your parents! I am fake knitting you a “who’s your Bey Bey?” onesie as we speak.
— Love your fake auntie.