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Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

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imwithkanye: Success by Kim:  1) Make a pact with the devil.2) Marry young. (Make $ in divorce)3) Film a sex tape. (Make $$ in settlement)4) Star in a reality show. (Make $$$ in contract negotiations)5) Throw a quickie wedding. (Make $$$$ on photos)6) Get a divorce. (Laugh all the way to the bank)

imwithkanye:

Success by Kim: 

1) Make a pact with the devil.
2) Marry young. (Make $ in divorce)
3) Film a sex tape. (Make $$ in settlement)
4) Star in a reality show. (Make $$$ in contract negotiations)
5) Throw a quickie wedding. (Make $$$$ on photos)
6) Get a divorce. (Laugh all the way to the bank)

Posted in Kim Kardashian This is the new millenium We are screwed Keepin Up Success | 66 notes
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  8. elledeau said: Have you first husband pay for all the cosmetic surgery you need before you cut him loose. Make sure your dad exonerates a murderer.
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  11. joshuaowen said: You forgot make a mockery of the sanctity of marriage that gay’s are surely driving straight to hell.
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  16. expressafterdeadline reblogged this from imwithkanye and added:
    There are many other things wrong here. For one, why is there a CD inside? Has Success not heard of QR codes? Or...
  17. themorallycorruptfayeresnick said: Just glad to see the person who photoshopped Lil Kim’s album covers managed to get another job.
  18. drinkyourjuice said: *pact
  19. sonoffriday said: a pack or a pact
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