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Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

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topherchris:

interweber:

And just when I thought I was done with these Shit ____ Say things, Eliot & Ilana go and make the best one. If you live in New York. I PROMISE. 

So much truth here.

I can’t wait for this to actually be true for me, “ZABARS!”

Countdown till life in NYC has officially STARTED

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