Choke On Your Burrito

Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

lizschere@gmail.com



NB: I do not take any credit for pictures/links/videos posted on my wall unless stated otherwise. I do take credit for my awesomeness.

Photoset Post

God, if only kids knew nowadays there wouldn’t be Teen Mom, I’ll tell you that. Wait - what am I saying?

It would be so much cooler to tell you guys I was high. But I’m not I’m afraid.

(Source: thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis, via fuckyeah1990s)

Posted | 37,723 notes

  1. wherethefuckisnarnia reblogged this from thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis
  2. ko-mori reblogged this from moonfallthefox
  3. corpsepudding reblogged this from nerxualoh
  4. kagingtonknight reblogged this from lordmortonandpet
  5. captain-hans reblogged this from moonfallthefox
  6. lordmortonandpet reblogged this from nerxualoh and added:
    ((GET AWAY FROM MY ORANGE SODA >:U))
  7. moonfallthefox reblogged this from nerxualoh
  8. nerxualoh reblogged this from happychachii
  9. happychachii reblogged this from knifey-moloko
  10. knifey-moloko reblogged this from thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis
  11. chocolatesmileyface reblogged this from youmakeme-laugh
  12. ahersonson66777 reblogged this from the-absolute-best-gifs
  13. zombiesandporn reblogged this from ah-ah-ah-ah-stayin-alive
  14. rememberbudapest-verydifferently reblogged this from assbuttyourargumentisinvalid
  15. assbuttyourargumentisinvalid reblogged this from the-absolute-funniest-posts
  16. scrachelx3 reblogged this from survivorofsheikah
  17. survivorofsheikah reblogged this from killer- and added:
    who loves orange soda? me. I love orange soda.
  18. killer- reblogged this from arsenicandapplejuice
  19. lillie108 reblogged this from arsenicandapplejuice
  20. arsenicandapplejuice reblogged this from jellyfishtops
  21. jellyfishtops reblogged this from starburzt
  22. artemisgarden reblogged this from mcvomit
  23. mischeviousfae reblogged this from bambisbiopsy
  24. bambisbiopsy reblogged this from bunnehbrutal
  25. smokinbluntschokinkuntsofwgkta reblogged this from bunnehbrutal
  26. bunnehbrutal reblogged this from ampthealien
  27. mcvomit reblogged this from autumnair
  28. detounpoco reblogged this from autumnair
  29. autumnair reblogged this from youmakeme-laugh
  30. danieljamesallanhickman reblogged this from enyajordan
  31. settled-for-satin reblogged this from ampthealien
  32. ampthealien reblogged this from thebeautyoftits
  33. saltandvulgar reblogged this from curiouserandcuriouser27
  34. curiouserandcuriouser27 reblogged this from dave-the-anemic-teenager
  35. ofcimawesome reblogged this from the-absolute-funniest-posts

Ultralite Powered by Tumblr | Designed by:Doinwork