Choke On Your Burrito

Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

lizschere@gmail.com



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imwithkanye:

Success by Kim: 

1) Make a pact with the devil.2) Marry young. (Make $ in divorce)3) Film a sex tape. (Make $$ in settlement)4) Star in a reality show. (Make $$$ in contract negotiations)5) Throw a quickie wedding. (Make $$$$ on photos)6) Get a divorce. (Laugh all the way to the bank)

imwithkanye:

Success by Kim: 

1) Make a pact with the devil.
2) Marry young. (Make $ in divorce)
3) Film a sex tape. (Make $$ in settlement)
4) Star in a reality show. (Make $$$ in contract negotiations)
5) Throw a quickie wedding. (Make $$$$ on photos)
6) Get a divorce. (Laugh all the way to the bank)

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