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Richard Nixon, you will never cease to surprise me.

Posted March 12, 2012 at 7:39pm in Love Pat Nixon Richard Nixon

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Posted January 19, 2012 at 12:30pm in Vety Mary Kate Always amazing LOVE

I’m standin’ heart breakin, and you just walk away.

— Peter Bradley Adams

Posted June 15, 2011 at 12:44pm in Folk Love Lyrics Music

Hi, I’m Chuck. Here are a few things you need to know about me, maybe you just forgot. This is Sarah. I want her. This is Casey. He’s big. This is Morgan. Check out his beard. I’m a human computer. Bryce Larkin is bad. Well actually, he ends up good, but we’ll get there. General Beckman is super short. Fulcrum and the Ring can suck it. I work as a Nerd Herder at Buy More. My sister thinks I do nothing with my life. Little does she know, someday when I get this computer out of my head, Sarah and I are gonna get married and make millions of babies.

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Posted January 31, 2011 at 5:34pm in Will always Reblog LOVE CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK

America, I really miss you right now.
I’m not helping it by listening to Billy Joel. I’m currently on “Baby Grand”. I should really stop. I am a masochist. I’m like one of those people that are trying to quit coffee but buy coffee sented candles.
I miss our bluntness and our “genuine” superficiality. I miss how over the top we are and how we love a bargain and big things.
I’m going to write a “Pro-America” version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” someday and people will learn it by heart like the Gettysburg Address or the Preamble.
How about that, America?

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America, I really miss you right now.

I’m not helping it by listening to Billy Joel. I’m currently on “Baby Grand”. I should really stop. I am a masochist. I’m like one of those people that are trying to quit coffee but buy coffee sented candles.

I miss our bluntness and our “genuine” superficiality. I miss how over the top we are and how we love a bargain and big things.

I’m going to write a “Pro-America” version of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” someday and people will learn it by heart like the Gettysburg Address or the Preamble.

How about that, America?

Posted November 10, 2010 at 7:09pm in America Dunkin' Donuts History Love I'm still french though

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