Two weirdos.
The other day I was perusing the dash (not to be confused with that terrible “store” owned by the Kardashians) and I came across Tyler Coates and found myself torn between wanting him not to be gay so that I could date him or introducing him to my gay BFF who is parisian and oh so chic so that I could be at the foundation of both their happiness (happiness’s?)
Anyway, all of this to say, Tyler Coates, you’re really cute/handsome/have a really cute dog.