Choke On Your Burrito

Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

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tylercoates:

Two weirdos.

The other day I was perusing the dash (not to be confused with that terrible “store” owned by the Kardashians) and I came across Tyler Coates and found myself torn between wanting him not to be gay so that I could date him or introducing him to my gay BFF who is parisian and oh so chic so that I could be at the foundation of both their happiness (happiness’s?)
Anyway, all of this to say, Tyler Coates, you’re really cute/handsome/have a really cute dog.

tylercoates:

Two weirdos.

The other day I was perusing the dash (not to be confused with that terrible “store” owned by the Kardashians) and I came across Tyler Coates and found myself torn between wanting him not to be gay so that I could date him or introducing him to my gay BFF who is parisian and oh so chic so that I could be at the foundation of both their happiness (happiness’s?)

Anyway, all of this to say, Tyler Coates, you’re really cute/handsome/have a really cute dog.

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