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Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

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bobbyfinger: Apparently Beyonce is about to give birth.

bobbyfinger:

Apparently Beyonce is about to give birth.

Posted in celebs beyonce jay-z
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mattchew03: Beysus. Related video: The Sexiest 60 Seconds of the US Open Men’s Final Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem Beyonce of Judaea Jay-Z in the days of Herod Kanye the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem NYC. View high resolution

mattchew03:

Beysus.

Related video: The Sexiest 60 Seconds of the US Open Men’s Final

Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem Beyonce of Judaea Jay-Z in the days of Herod Kanye the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem NYC.

Posted in Jay-Z Beyonce The second coming
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folkinz:

beyonce: best thing i never had

This song goes out to my girl Sahana.

Posted in Beyonce Top 40 Pop
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KANYE BEAT YO’ ASS B. This might be the sickest set of photos ever. I’m going to take out ALL my family pictures from our photo albums and replace them with pictures of Yeezy and Beyoncé hanging out. There will obviously a Connect Four segment, followed by Jenga, Risk, and Battle Ship. They should seriously consider making a video teaching young kids how to play board games. Beyoncé + Kanye = the answer to preserving america’s youth. View high resolution

KANYE BEAT YO’ ASS B.

This might be the sickest set of photos ever. I’m going to take out ALL my family pictures from our photo albums and replace them with pictures of Yeezy and Beyoncé hanging out. There will obviously a Connect Four segment, followed by Jenga, Risk, and Battle Ship.

They should seriously consider making a video teaching young kids how to play board games. Beyoncé + Kanye = the answer to preserving america’s youth.

(via fuckyeahbeyonceknowles)

Posted in Beyonce Kanye West
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