Choke On Your Burrito

Liz, here. There ain't enough gin in my tonic.

Rabblerouser/international trendsetter/wine aficionado.
I'd like to think I'm Tracy Jordan, just white and female.

lizschere@gmail.com



NB: I do not take any credit for pictures/links/videos posted on my wall unless stated otherwise. I do take credit for my awesomeness.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand…this is why the internet is my favorite thing EVER.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand…this is why the internet is my favorite thing EVER.

(Source: jessmental, via iammattjordan)

That’s right, Smart House invented fist pumping. What you got to say about that Pauly D?

That’s right, Smart House invented fist pumping. What you got to say about that Pauly D?

(via fuckyeah1990s)

Future wife. Future wife. Future wife. When she put her bare ass in the fridge, I knew I was in looooooooouuuuuuuvreeee. I wanted to spell “love” but spelt “louvre”, je suis so french.

Future wife. Future wife. Future wife. When she put her bare ass in the fridge, I knew I was in looooooooouuuuuuuvreeee. I wanted to spell “love” but spelt “louvre”, je suis so french.

(via birdtherapy)

thedailywhat:

RIP Society of the Day: Barbara Walters makes up for never having interviewed Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis or Greta Garbo by sitting down with the cast of MTV’s The Jersey Shore, who she listed collectively as one of this year’s 10 Most Fascinating People.

Money: “Jeresy Shore premiered in December 2009. It had low ratings at first, but after a promo showed Snooki getting punched in the face, the show took off.”

[doobybrain.]

(Source: thedailywhat)

thedailywhat:

Jersey Shore Spinoff of the Day: So apparently Canada is getting its own version of Jersey Shore called Lake Shore aboot a bunch of kids from Toronto out to prove that Canadians can be just as abrasive and off-putting as Americans.

Oh, Canada.

[thehairpin.]

Woaah did Canada just GO THERE?

And I quote “I’m not a racist, I hate everybody equally - especially jewish people”.

OH CANADA! WHY?!

(Source: thedailywhat)

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